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Old 07-27-2015, 12:49 PM   #1
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Angry 2015 usa welfare plan...

THE 2015 USA WELFARE PLAN

For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids

Follow these proven steps :
1. Don't get married to her.
2. Always use your mom's address to get mail.
3. The guy buys a house.
4. Guy rents out house to his girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.
5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't have to pay for family insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother 8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps 9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone 10. Girlfriend gets free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home but continues to use mom?s house to get mail.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes. Now you each get to claim head of house hold at $1800 credit.
13. Girlfriend gets disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back" at $1,800 a month and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.
A married couple with a stay-at-home mom yields $0 dollars.
An unmarried couple with stay-at home-mom nets:
$21600 disability +
$10800 free housing +
$6000 free Obamacare +
$6000 free food +
$4800 free utilities +
$6000 Pell grant money to spend +
$12000 a year in college tuition free from Pell grant +
$8800 tax benefit for being a single mother = $75,000 a year in benefits

Any idea why our country has trillions of dollars in debt?
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Don't know but it pays better than my Social Security entitlement.
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Don't know but it pays better than my Social Security entitlement.
You mean that non-guaranteed budget busting entitlement we made "voluntary" contributions to for half a century?
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You mean that non-guaranteed budget busting entitlement we made "voluntary" contributions to for half a century?
Yes sir it is. First Socialist move we made and then came Medicare. Must admit they were both good ideas and if they were managed properly would have been great! Like by keeping their sticky fingers out of the jars.
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yours,mine and a couple more
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