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01-14-2020, 09:51 PM | #1 |
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Growing Old
You drop something when you were younger you just pick it up. When you're older and you drop something, you stare at it for awhile, contemplating if you actually need it anymore.
One way to find out if you are old is to fall down in front of a lot of people. If they laugh, you're young. If they panic and start running to you than you're old. Everything these days will kill you, so why not choose something fun like beer? I finally did it - bought a new pair of shoes with memory foam insoles. No more forgetting why I walked in the kitchen. The best part about getting older is: Nothing! Getting older sucks!
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01-14-2020, 10:30 PM | #2 |
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I sure as h**l can't find any fault with your observation of growing old. All things considered I would like to continue growing old for many more years! Wifey always says, better looking at the flowers than the roots. Makes sence to me!
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