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01-15-2020, 02:22 PM | #1 |
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Wisdom from a senior citizen
When you're dead, you don't know you're dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you're stupid.
Try to remember that the greener grass across the fence may be due to a septic tank issue. I've found that growing up in the sixties was a lot more fun than being in my sixties. If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, remember to take the spoon out of the cup next time. I never wish death upon anybody who wrongs me. Instead I wish them sudden, explosive diarrhea while they're on a date. Instead of a sign that says do not disturb, I need one that says I'm already disturbed - proceed with caution. The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all of the furniture in the house is in place. If you are paying $3.00 a bottle for Smart Water, it isn't working. You never appreciate what you have until it is gone. Toilet paper is a good example. The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until the second you fall in love.
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01-16-2020, 01:07 PM | #2 |
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All true!
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