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01-06-2019, 09:01 AM | #1 |
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Missing Wife
A husband went to the sheriff's department to report
that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been a skirt or shorts. I don't remember exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She went in my truck. Sergeant: What kind of truck was it? Husband: Brand new 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch 4X4 with eco-boost 5.0L V8 engine special ordered with manual transmission. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed. Custom leather seats and "Bubba" floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch. DVD with navigation, 21-channel CB radio, six cup holders, and four power outlets. Added special alloy wheels and off-road Michelins. Wife put a small scratch on the drivers door. At this point the husband started choking up. Sergeant: Don't worry buddy. We'll find your truck.
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They call me a Fudd (Fatal Urban Dealer of Death) because I carry a .45 ACP
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01-06-2019, 09:55 AM | #2 |
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Was that you J B?
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01-06-2019, 10:57 AM | #3 |
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They call me a Fudd (Fatal Urban Dealer of Death) because I carry a .45 ACP
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01-06-2019, 01:06 PM | #4 |
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Sounds like a nice truck. (Did they ever find the guy's wife?)
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I'm old enough to remember when mentally ill people were placed in hospitals, not in Congress or the White House.
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