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Old 08-06-2022, 05:48 PM   #1
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Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.
When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.
When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant?s owners hired efficiency experts to revamp all our processes. After their analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of cutlery. It represents a drop frequency 3 spoons per table per hour. If our staff are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen.
As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I?ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen.
I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter?s zipper. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked him, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"
"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. The efficiency experts I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the rest-room. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39 per cent."
I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"
"Well," he whispered, "I don?t know about the others, but I use the spoon."
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Makes me laugh, wimmin' don't like it.
It's a Venus & Mars thing,
she says gross, I say funny.
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Makes me laugh, wimmin' don't like it.
It's a Venus & Mars thing,
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