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Old 05-20-2020, 08:29 AM   #1
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Default Ole at the bank

A hooded robber burst into a MN bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

On his way out the door, a brave MN customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without hesitation.

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

There were a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak.

Then, one old Norwegian named Ole, tentatively raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you........"
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Well...that's one way!
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