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Old 12-21-2017, 01:47 PM   #1
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Tyrone was having trouble in school; his teacher was always yelling at him,
"You're driving me crazy, Tyrone; can't you learn anything"

One day Tyrone's mother came to school to see how he was doing.
The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting
very low marks, and that she had never had such an unmotivated
and ignorant boy in her entire teaching career. Tyrone's mom, shocked
at the feedback, withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit,
relocating to Cleveland.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an irreversible cardiac disease.
Her doctors all strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only
one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which
was remarkably successful.

When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw the handsome young doctor who headed her surgical team smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. As her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. When the doctor turned around to leave the room, he saw Tyrone, now a janitor at the Clinic had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to plug in his vacuum cleaner.

If you thought that Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you voted for Hillary.
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Not me, I thought Tyrone became the most successful crack dealer in all of Cleveland and hangs with dowop under the bridge, never thought Doctor and I didn't vote for Hillary!
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Old 12-21-2017, 06:36 PM   #3
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That's funny Teddy, and even I'm not dumb enough to think Tyrone would ever make anything of himself. And voting for Hillary? You've got to be kidding.
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