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Old 05-13-2020, 07:29 AM   #1
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There was an elderly couple who noticed that they were getting a lot more forgetful, so they went to the doctor. The doctor told them that they to start writing things down so they don't forget. They went home and the old lady told her husband to get her a bowl of ice cream. "You might want to write it down," she said. The husband said, "No, I can remember that you want a bowl of ice cream." She then told her husband she wanted whipped cream too. "Write it down," she said, and again he said, "No, you want a bowl of ice cream with whipped cream." Then the old lady said she wants a cherry on top too. "Write it down," she told her husband and again he said, "I got it. A bowl of ice cream with whipped cream and a cherry on top." So he goes to get the ice cream and spends an unusually long time in the kitchen, over 30 minutes. He comes out to his wife and hands her a plate of eggs and bacon. The old wife stares at the plate for a moment, then looks at her husband and asks, "Where's the toast?"
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Old 05-13-2020, 07:36 AM   #2
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That hits pretty close to home.
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