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Old 01-06-2019, 04:45 PM   #1
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Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security:


Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernia's 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
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Old 01-07-2019, 06:55 AM   #2
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Wow! 3 natural blondes - really?
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Sounds about right!
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