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Old 01-03-2019, 03:27 PM   #1
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A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said , "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding , so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here ." A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind ! I was supposed to get off four stops ago !"
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Yeah Yeddy, that's a hoot!
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That's a good one Teddy!
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Yeah Yeddy, that's a hoot!
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