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Old 12-14-2017, 09:04 PM   #1
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Default Supreme Court Rules Against Nativity Scene

The U.S. Supreme Court ruled today that there would be no nativity scene in the the nation's capitol this year. Strangely enough, it was not for religious reasons.
The court cited the following reasons:
1. It was impossible to find 3 wise men in the entire city.
2. The hunt for a virgin was also unsuccessful.
They did note, however, that there was no shortage of jackasses for the stable.
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