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Old 12-03-2018, 01:17 AM   #1
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Default Honey, if I die.....

The man and woman hit the green at the first hole on the course. She had a pressing question for him as he was trying to line up his putt. "Honey, if I die, are you going to re-marry?"

Not wanting to disrupt the golf game, he said "I don't want to talk about this now".

Finally, by the 18th hole, she had asked him several more times "if I die, will you re-marry?"

"Well, I suppose so."

She inquisitively asks "will the two of you drive around in our cars?"

"Yeah, we probably will."

Then she asks "Are you going to keep all of our furniture and continue to use it?"

"That'll probably happen."

She says "what about our house? Will you keep living in our house?"

"I wouldn't see any reason to move."

"So, she will sleep with you in our bed?"

"I guess I gotta say, yes, if she lives there she would do that."

Then she looks back at the golf course and down at her bag of clubs "you won't let her use my golf clubs, will you?"

And to that, he said...

"No, she's left-handed."
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Old 12-03-2018, 07:07 AM   #2
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I hope he is recovering nicely in ICU!
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