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Old 12-06-2018, 08:30 AM   #1
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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

I moustashe you a question, but I'm shaving it for later.

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
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