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12-06-2018, 08:30 AM | #1 |
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More Groaning
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
I moustashe you a question, but I'm shaving it for later. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
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12-06-2018, 09:33 AM | #2 |
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Wah wah wah wah!
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12-06-2018, 12:32 PM | #3 |
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Groan.....
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12-09-2018, 04:17 AM | #4 |
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