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Old 07-11-2018, 08:28 AM   #1
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They have finally released the ingredients in Viagra.

3% Vitamin E, 2% Aspirin, 2% Ibuprofen, 1% Vitamin C, 5% Spray Starch, 87% Fix-A-Flat.
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Old 07-11-2018, 08:41 AM   #2
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Fix A Flat, humm, works!
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That's a good one. Looks like my lawn tractor needs Viagra.
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That's a good one. Looks like my lawn tractor needs Viagra.
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Old 07-12-2018, 06:44 AM   #5
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And that folks, was inflation at it's best
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