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Old 07-10-2018, 08:30 PM   #1
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Hi Fred, this is Bob next door. I have a confession to make.

I've been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying
to get the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling
you in text as I can't live with myself a moment longer without you knowing.

The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you're not
around, in fact, probably more than you. I haven't been getting it at home
recently, but that's no excuse, I know.

The temptation was just too much. I can no longer live with the guilt and
I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. It won't happen
again.

Please suggest a fee for usage and I'll pay you.

Regards, Bob.

THE RESPONSE:

Fred, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor dead.

He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa.

He took out his phone where he saw he had a second message from his neighbor:

THE SECOND MESSAGE:

Hi Fred, This is Bob next door again. Sorry about the typo on my last text.

I expect you figured it out anyway, and that you noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed 'WiFi' to 'Wife.'

Technology, huh?!!

Regards,

Bob

(I stole this one from Iowegan on the Ruger Forum.)
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