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Old 04-08-2011, 08:56 PM   #1
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To-The-Point Cruise Lines is excited to offer the ultimate adventure cruise, along the pirate-infested
coast of Somalia !






Ultimate Adventure Cruise Route Rates and Availability









Ship Name Starting Price Days Availability
Sun Splendor $5,200.00 5 Fully Booked
Grand Voyage $6,150.00 7 Reservations Available
Horizons IV $7,091.00 10 Reservations Available
Horizons III $5,200.00 7 Fully Booked
Grand Voyage II $6,300.00 7 Fully Booked
Grand Voyage III $5,200.00 5 Reservations Available
Coastal Paradise $5,200.00 7 Reservations Available
Coastal Paradise II $8,200.00 10 Reservations Available
Peril Princess $5,200.00 7 Fully Booked
Peril Princess II $5,200.00 7 Reservations Available


We board our luxury cruise ships in Djibouti on the Gulf of Aden near the entrance to
the Red Sea ,and disembark in Mombasa Kenya , seven adrenaline-charged days later.

Reservations start at only $5,200 per-person (double occupancy, inside room) and $6,900 (verandah complete with bench rest).




You'll relax like never before!
That's because you are welcome to bring your own arsenal with you.

If you don't have your own weapons, you can rent them from our onboard Master Gunsmith.
Enjoy reloading parties every afternoon, with skeet and marksmanship competitions every
night!



But the best fun of all, of course, is...






...Pirate Target Practice!


The object of our cruise is to sail up and down the Somali Coast waiting to get hijacked
by pirates!




Weapons rentals:






Weapon Selection Price Description
AK-47 Light Assault $12.00

Per Day On a budget? Rent a full-auto scope-mounted AK-47 for only $9/day

with 7.62 ball ammo at $12 per 100 rounds:
M-16 Full Automatic $25.00

Per Day Rent a full auto M-16 for only $25/day with ammo

attractively priced at $16 per 100 rounds of 5.56 armor-piercing:
Barrett M-107 50 Caliber $59.00

Per Day Hello! Nothing gets a pirate's attention like a Barrett M-107 50-cal rifle; only $59/day with 25 rounds of armor-piercing
ammo

affordably priced at only $29.95.
RPG Launcher $175.00

Per Day Want to make a real impact? Rent an RPG for only $175/day

with three fragmentation rounds included!

A true favorite among pirates, rent one today and show you care!





Customer Testimonials


"Six attacks in 4 days were more than I expected. I bagged three pirates, my wife nailed two,

and my 12-year old son sank two boats with the mini-gun.

This wonderful cruise was fun for the whole family"-- Fred D., Cincinnati , OH
"Pirates 0, Passengers 32! Well worth the trip! Can't recommend it highly enough!"
-- Ben L., Bethesda , MD
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
Twin mounted mini-guns are available for rental at only $450.00 per 30 seconds of sustained fire!





Additional Cruise Line Services
Need a spotter? Our professional crew members can double as spotters for only $30/hour. Spotting scope included, but
gratuities are not.
Also included: Free complimentary night vision equipment - and throughout the night, coffee, pastries and snacks are
always available on the main deck from 7pm until 6am
Our deluxe package comes complete with gourmet meals and all rooms offer a mini-bar





OUR SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!





We guarantee that you will experience at least two hijacking attempts by pirates or you'll receive an instant
$1,000 refund upon arrival in Mombassa!.
How can we make that guarantee? Because we operate at 5 knots, just beyond 12 nautical miles off the coast of
Somalia , in international waters where pirates have no rights whatsoever!
In fact, we make three passes through
the area's most treacherous waters to ensure maximum visibility by
Somali mother ships. We repeat this for five days, making three
complete passes along the entire Somali Coast . At night the boat is
fully lit and bottle rockets are shot off every five minutes, with loud
disco music blasted toward the shore line to attract maximum attention.




ACT NOW!
Cabin space is limited, so you need to respond quickly. Reserve your package before Oct 31st and get a great bonus - 100
rounds of free tracer ammo in the caliber of your choice! So sign up for the Ultimate SomaliCoast Adventure Cruise now!




BUT THERE'S EVEN MORE!



Reserve Now -and be automatically entered to win a 5 minute time slot on the Captain's own Twin Browning 50 Caliber
M2HB installation!


"I haven't had this much fun since flying choppers in
' Nam . Don't worry about getting shot by pirates...

they never even get close to the ship with the crap they shoot and
their lousy aim! Come on board and bag your own bunch of genuine Somali
pirates!"
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Old 04-09-2011, 05:21 AM   #2
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I'm gonna' book passage for everyone here who is interested in such a trip. All expenses paid. We will travel aboard the beautiful "Coastal Paradise" & will depart from port September 3rd, 2011. We will return (maybe) September 29th.





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sounds fun, free target practice at real targets, count me in.

Just book more than one trip.

Perhaps we could get hi jacked and see how gets home first, i will tie a yelloww ribbon on the old oak tree
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Add me to the list too Kansas. There is nothing like popping a pirate or two at long range to make your day.
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Add me to the list too Kansas. There is nothing like popping a pirate or two at long range to make your day.

Ahoy, rman! Welcome aboard. Should I assume that you will be bringing the Missus along?
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Ahoy, rman! Welcome aboard. Should I assume that you will be bringing the Missus along?
Sure Matey! The more the merrier.
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