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10-05-2019, 04:09 AM | #1 |
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Do you have any experience
A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon
Grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, And I voted for Obama." YOU'RE HIRED!
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10-05-2019, 07:06 AM | #2 |
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Darn good at picking lemons.
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10-06-2019, 09:20 AM | #3 |
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Sounds like a wealth of experience to me!
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