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03-24-2019, 09:04 AM | #1 |
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The fight was on
A friend reminded me, he worked with a older and mouthy little man back in the 80's. There was a rather large woman that also worked with them, and they did not like each other at all.
One day she came to work wearing a solid blue dress and he comments, "The last time I saw that much blue, I was in Montana." The fight was on.
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03-25-2019, 07:37 AM | #2 |
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That would do it! I once told a fat gal that she should wear white pants and rent her butt out as a drive-in movie theater. That didn't go over very well either.
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03-25-2019, 07:46 AM | #3 |
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I try not to insult fat women cause they could sure come back on my lard a$$!
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