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02-22-2019, 07:46 PM | #1 |
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Choose your words carefully
A man and his wife went for a walk. She was walking in front of her husband. He remarked, "Your rear end is getting as wide as an old washing machine." She did not reply.
Later the couple went to bed. The husband began to be amorous, but she stopped him. She said, "I'm not starting this old washing machine up for such a small load. You'll have to do it by hand."
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02-22-2019, 09:29 PM | #2 |
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Good one rman!
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02-23-2019, 02:36 AM | #3 |
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Now that's funny
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