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08-24-2019, 10:53 AM | #1 |
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Revenge
A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
The doctors operated and advised him that all was okay - however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hair in his crotch. Worried that it might be a problem the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough nerve to pull his hospital gown up and look at what was making him so uncomfortable. There, taped firmly across his private parts, were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- Written on the tape in large black letters was this message: "Get well soon- from the nurse in the Ford Explorer you ticketed last week."
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08-24-2019, 12:53 PM | #2 |
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Yeah, that's funny! If you're not the Police Officer!
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08-25-2019, 07:06 AM | #3 |
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She was giving Law Enforcement her full support
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