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09-26-2017, 02:05 PM | #1 |
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Not sure this is a joke
A U.S. Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Hendersonville , NC .
He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the ever-living crap out of a flag burning, cop hating, anti-Trump protester." The priest says, "My son, I am here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."
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I'm old enough to remember when mentally ill people were placed in hospitals, not in Congress or the White House.
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09-26-2017, 03:35 PM | #2 |
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Now that's funny!
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They call me a Fudd (Fatal Urban Dealer of Death) because I carry a .45 ACP
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09-26-2017, 06:51 PM | #3 |
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Makes sense to me!
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09-27-2017, 05:02 AM | #4 |
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I like it!
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