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Old 11-09-2017, 09:14 AM   #1
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Talking I was standing at the bar having a beer....

I was standing at the bar having a beer.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches...but,
When your are seventy...............who cares?
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Old 11-09-2017, 09:35 AM   #2
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Now THAT'S funny!
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