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11-09-2017, 09:14 AM | #1 |
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I was standing at the bar having a beer....
I was standing at the bar having a beer.
This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?" I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?" She said, "Yeah, I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Cost me 6 stitches...but, When your are seventy...............who cares? |
11-09-2017, 09:35 AM | #2 |
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Now THAT'S funny!
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