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10-06-2018, 08:30 AM | #1 |
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With Age Comes Wisdom
The cowboys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first cowboy slept in the cabin with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night." The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night." With age comes wisdom.
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They call me a Fudd (Fatal Urban Dealer of Death) because I carry a .45 ACP
(1) 45 ACP = (2) 9MM Last edited by J_B; 10-06-2018 at 08:18 PM. |
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Now that's a funny one! Full 5 star J_B!
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Yep, that would do it.
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Wish we had thought about that years ago with a COL who snored at 120dba in a concrete block barracks.
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10-07-2018, 10:40 AM | #5 |
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Now that's funny
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They call me a Fudd (Fatal Urban Dealer of Death) because I carry a .45 ACP
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10-12-2018, 12:38 PM | #7 |
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That would sure work J_B!
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10-15-2018, 08:46 AM | #8 |
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Hmm, guess we're all gettin' smarter.
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10-16-2018, 06:36 AM | #9 |
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That's funny. I'd sure like to have that cabin.
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