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12-20-2017, 12:32 PM | #1 |
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The text message
A man received the following text from his
neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: **** auto correct. I meant "WiFi," not "wife." |
12-20-2017, 01:06 PM | #2 |
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oops....
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12-20-2017, 05:42 PM | #3 |
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Yikes!
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12-21-2017, 06:58 AM | #4 |
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Dang it
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