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04-06-2019, 08:10 AM | #1 |
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I can't go back
I can't go back to CVS Pharmacy
I assume we are all seniors ....this is why you (a senior?) should listen to your doctors instructions. I went to my nearby cvs pharmacy, straight to the back, where the pharmacists high counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter. The pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "yes! Could you please taste this for me?" Seeing a senior citizen, the pharmacist went along. He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, "now, does that taste sweet to you?" The pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "heck no!!!" I said, "oh, thank god! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a pharmacist test my urine for sugar!" I can never go back to that CVS, but I really don't care, because they aren't very friendly there anymore!
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04-06-2019, 09:49 AM | #2 |
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Sometimes you can be too literal in following a doctor's instructions.
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04-06-2019, 10:25 AM | #3 |
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J_B, you out did yourself with that one.
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