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Old 01-23-2019, 06:48 PM   #1
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An old woman is riding an elevator in a very elegant New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman, steps on to the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says "Romance by Ralph Lauren, $150.00 an ounce."

Then another young and beautiful woman steps on the elevator and arrogantly says to the old woman, "Chanel Number 5, $200.00 and ounce."

About 3 floors later, the old woman reaches her destination and prepares to leave the elevator. Before she steps out of the elevator, she looks both women in the eye, then bends over, farts, and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound."
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