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Old 06-11-2019, 11:20 AM   #1
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Talking Shabby homeless man...

A Biker was approached by a particularly dirty and shabby homeless man who asked him for money to eat.

The man took out his wallet, took a 20 dollar bill out and asked, " if i give you that money, you'll buy beer with it instead of eating?"

" No, I had to stop drinking years ago," replied the homeless.man " will you spend this money for motorcycle parts instead of eating?" asked the man. " you are crazy!" replied the homeless.man " I haven't had a motorcycle for 20 years!"

" well, says the biker, I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'll take you home for a shower and a great meal prepared by my wife."

The homeless man was stunned. "your wife is going to be mad at you if you bring me home" The Biker Answers.......

" it's okay. The important thing is that she sees what a man looks like after he stopped drinking and riding the bike."
Sent from my rotary phone.

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Old 06-11-2019, 05:19 PM   #2
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Great one Vetter!
I used to be short, young and good looking. Believe it or not, I'm still short.
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