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01-22-2019, 07:11 AM | #1 |
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Adding insult to introduction
Some Texans are mingling at the bar when an Oxford graduate walks in. "Howdy, stranger," one Texan says. "Where are you from?"
The Oxford graduate answers, "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences in prepositions." "Oh, I'm sorry," replies the Texan. "Where are you from, jackass?"
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01-22-2019, 09:49 AM | #2 |
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Don't care where he's from but if he continues to go where Texan's BS with beers I got a good idea where he's going. |
01-22-2019, 04:12 PM | #3 |
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That Texan was probably nicer than I would have been.
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