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Old 01-28-2020, 10:47 PM   #1
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Default The Skinner

A Skinner walks into a cannibal shop, because he needed more brains for brain tanning. He see's along the back wall, brains in class jugs. Deer brains $3.00 a pound, Elk brains $5.00 a pound. Republican brains $8.50 a pound... and Socialist Democrat brains for $80.00 a pound.

So the Skinner asked, I can understand the price of the Deer, Elk and possibly the Republican brains being the price they are... but why are the Socialist Democrat brains $80.00 a pound.

The cannibal butcher looks up at him and with the straightest of faces, says.... "Do you realize, just how many Socialist Democrats we have to kill, just to get a pound of brains."
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Old 01-28-2020, 11:36 PM   #2
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Talking Good one J_B!

That cracks me up!
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Old 01-29-2020, 12:46 PM   #3
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That's not only funny, but absolutely true!
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