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02-28-2011, 02:23 PM | #1 |
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Will I live to see 80?
Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 65.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?' 'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs? 'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?' 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sleep with a lot of women?' 'No,' I said. He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even care?'
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Plenty more Doctor's in the Yellow Pages!
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03-01-2011, 05:45 AM | #4 |
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You know, the Dr. might have a point. Wonder if there will be any guns and shooting ranges in heaven?
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03-01-2011, 05:48 AM | #5 |
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As long as the liberals haven't taken over up there too, I'm thinking there will be.
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Well Calvin, I would have to give you a definite yes on that question seeing as how I've never heard that the Lord was a mean sort
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03-01-2011, 01:43 PM | #7 |
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well Glen,
It seams anything in this day and age is bad for you, live life how you want too and in the fast lane. Enjoy while you can.
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Sure there will be guns in Heaven, Calvin. And race cars & HOOKERS too!
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