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Old 02-28-2011, 02:23 PM   #1
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Here's something to think about.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned 65.)

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' I replied.. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

'I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sleep with a lot of women?'

'No,' I said.

He looked at me and said,... 'Then, why do you even care?'
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You know, the Dr. might have a point. Wonder if there will be any guns and shooting ranges in heaven?
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You know, the Dr. might have a point. Wonder if there will be any guns and shooting ranges in heaven?
As long as the liberals haven't taken over up there too, I'm thinking there will be.
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You know, the Dr. might have a point. Wonder if there will be any guns and shooting ranges in heaven?


Well Calvin, I would have to give you a definite yes on that question seeing as how I've never heard that the Lord was a mean sort
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well Glen,
It seams anything in this day and age is bad for you, live life how you want too and in the fast lane. Enjoy while you can.
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Sure there will be guns in Heaven, Calvin. And race cars & HOOKERS too!
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Your talking headers right.
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Your talking headers right.
Of course, what else , !
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