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01-27-2020, 11:11 AM | #1 |
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This Chili
A young hungry cowboy walks into a cafe in Medicine Bowl, Wyoming.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After five minutes of sitting there looking at it, the young Cowboy asks the cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, I will" The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and wipes his mouth and in his best cowboy manner says, "go ahead." Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts eating. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was very shocking and he immediately barfs up the chili back into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly says, ........................ "that's as far as I got, too."
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01-27-2020, 11:14 AM | #2 |
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Yuck!
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01-27-2020, 12:47 PM | #3 |
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I'm swallowing hard about now...
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are. I may not eat Chile for a while.
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