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Old 02-03-2020, 08:36 PM   #1
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My wife is acquainted with a young, blonde woman. She was married two years ago and has been excited to have a baby. Last month she became irregular and thought she might be pregnant. My wife bought her 4 different kinds of pregnancy tests to take. The next day the woman came to the house, sobbing pitifully. My wife asked, "Well are you pregnant?" Between sobs, the woman said she was. My wife said, "Then why are you crying?" She replied, "Because I took all four and they all came back positive. How can we afford to take care of 4 babies?"
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