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Old 09-17-2016, 03:55 PM   #1
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A Cowboys Solution


Cowboy rules for Arizona, Texas , Oklahoma ,Colorado, New Mexico , Wyoming , Montana, Utah , Nebraska , Idaho , and the rest of the Wild West
are as follows:

1. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Turn your cap right, your head ain't crooked.

3. Let's get this straight: it's called a 'gravel road.' I drive
a pickup truck because I want to.
No matter how slow you drive, you're gonna get dust
on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

4. They are cattle. That's why they smell like cattle. They
smell like money to us. Get over it.
Don't like it? I-10 & I-40 go east and west, I-17 & I-15
goes north and south. Pick one and go.

5. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have
$250,000 Combines that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

6. Every person in the Wild West waves. It's called being
friendly. Try to understand the concept.

7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of
geese/pheasants/ducks/doves are comin' in during a
hunt, we WILL shoot it outta your hand.
You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

8. Yeah. We eat trout, salmon, deer and elk. You really want
sushi and caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

9. The 'Opener' refers to the first day of deer season. It's
a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the
first of November.

10. We open doors for women. That's applied to all women,
regardless of age.

11. No, there's no 'vegetarian special' on the menu. Order
steak, or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off
the 2 pounds of ham and turkey.

12. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes:
meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices:
salt, pepper, and ketchup!
Oh, yeah ... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati
call that stuff you eat... IT AIN'T REAL CHILI!!

13. You bring 'Coke' into my house, it better be brown,
wet and served over ice. You bring 'Mary Jane' into
my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive
a truck, and have long hair.

14. College and High School Football is as important here
as the Giants, the Yankees, the Mets, the Lakers and
the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

15. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water
hazards - it spooks the fish.

16. Turn down that blasted car stereo! That thumpity-thump
ain't music, anyway. We don't want to hear it anymore
than we want to see your boxers! Refer back to #1!
A true Westerner will send this to at least 10 others and a few new friends that probably won't get it, but we're friendly so we share in hopes you can begin to understand what a real life is all about!!!

And there is more.............

The COWBOY Solution to save Gasoline.

OBAMA wants us to cut the amount of gasoline we use..... The best way to stop using so much gasoline is to deport 15 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 15 million less people using our gas.The price of gas would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the borders....
When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....
Tell him if he wants to come to AMERICA then he must serve a tour in OUR military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it......
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal
resident.....
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. .......
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.....
If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends...........
I just did..........
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Old 09-17-2016, 07:46 PM   #2
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Good advice, all of it.
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Old 09-19-2016, 04:50 AM   #3
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That's great J_B!
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Old 09-19-2016, 10:31 AM   #4
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Excellent Jb.
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