|
Jokes 2018- A place to post all your clean family oriented Jokes. Please do not post a Joke that you wouldn't want all your family members and friends to read. |
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Display Modes |
01-16-2021, 05:42 PM | #1 |
Extraordinary Member
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: NW Montana
Age: 67
Posts: 13,730
|
Chinese food
We ordered a Chinese from a local take away last night (won't name them) and went to pick it up.
As I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!! I thought what on earth is that? Is there something alive in the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out. I was driving so I pulled over and leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the ginger beef! I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ... And there it was .... ..Peeking Duck!!!
__________________
They call me a Fudd (Fatal Urban Dealer of Death) because I carry a .45 ACP
(1) 45 ACP = (2) 9MM |
01-16-2021, 09:16 PM | #2 |
Banned
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Central Florida
Age: 76
Posts: 62,704
|
Good one J_B!
Peeking Duck!!!
|
01-16-2021, 10:30 PM | #3 |
Extraordinary Member
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Northeast Kansas
Age: 80
Posts: 64,188
|
__________________
I'm old enough to remember when mentally ill people were placed in hospitals, not in Congress or the White House.
|
01-17-2021, 02:09 PM | #4 |
Extraordinary Member
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 11,859
|
Not what I was expecting.
__________________
Ben |
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
Display Modes | |
|
|