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11-21-2017, 12:36 PM | #1 |
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She asked
Wife gets naked and asks her husband, 'What turns you on more! my pretty face or my sexy body?'
Husband looks her up and down for a moment and replies, 'Your sense of humor.' |
11-21-2017, 12:43 PM | #2 |
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I laughed my butt off but told wifey and she didn't think it funny at all! :rolf:
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11-21-2017, 01:43 PM | #3 |
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I'm guessing the guy is resting comfortably in intensive care.
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11-23-2017, 07:14 AM | #4 |
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