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Old 12-20-2017, 12:32 PM   #1
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A man received the following text from his
neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with
guilt and I have to confess. I have been
tapping your wife, day and night when you're
not around.

In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any
at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope
you will accept my sincerest apology with my
promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into
his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a
word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:
**** auto correct. I meant "WiFi," not "wife."
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Old 12-20-2017, 01:06 PM   #2
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oops....
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Old 12-20-2017, 05:42 PM   #3
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Yikes!
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Dang it
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