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Old 02-08-2018, 07:59 AM   #1
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Default Your dog, just killed my dog

Neighbor: Your dog just killed my dog!

Me: Wait a minute! My Chihuahua killed your Doberman? How the hell did that happen?

Neighbor: He stuck in his throat.
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Old 02-08-2018, 08:24 AM   #2
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My 45 pound Lab mix got her throat ripped open by a neighbors Chihuahua and my dog never tried to stop it. Surgery, $600 vet bill and a $3800 dollar fence solved the problem. The neighbor was about 40 and built like a brick layer. Ignorant SOB wouldn't pay a dime towards the vet bill. Dirtbag had his wife, one of their mothers and 4 kids in a 2 bedroom rental. I was so pissed that I was afraid to carry my weapon when I went to talk with him, I wasn't mad enough to want to shoot him. I did however research his arrest record and he had a felony assault conviction in his past. I was afraid if he beat me, a punch to my belly could empty my guts out so the 45 was under my "T" shirt. He got kicked out after about 6 months. I wish my gentle dog would have put some tooth holes in that mini Cudjo!
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Neighbor: Your dog just killed my dog!

Me: Wait a minute! My Chihuahua killed your Doberman? How the hell did that happen?

Neighbor: He stuck in his throat.
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