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04-04-2013, 08:57 AM | #1 |
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Men and beer, be careful...
Beer contains female hormones!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer . Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption . The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women . To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 cans of beer within a one (1) hour period . It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men: 1) Argued over nothing . 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong . 3) Gained weight . 4) Talked excessively without making sense . 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8) Had to sit down while urinating . |
04-04-2013, 06:29 PM | #2 |
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Uh-Oh!
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04-05-2013, 05:23 AM | #3 |
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Rats! It seems like nothing is safe to consume anymore.
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