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Old 12-26-2016, 09:45 AM   #71
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An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
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That's funny!
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Old 12-27-2016, 06:45 AM   #73
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Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago:

Restrooms to the left.
Please wait for the hostess to seat you.
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Old 12-27-2016, 10:01 AM   #74
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The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street is not just an athlete, she is a nurse.

She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too

much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo, ICU."
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Old 12-27-2016, 02:05 PM   #75
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grooooaaanlol!!
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Old 12-27-2016, 09:51 PM   #76
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A mathematician walks into a bar and tells the bartender "I want ten times as many drinks as everyone else." The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow! That's an order of Magnitude"
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Was walking by the jail and witnessed a dwarf escaping by climbing down the wall. He saw me watching and sneered at me. I thought "well..that's a little con-descending."
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Was walking by the jail and witnessed a dwarf escaping by climbing down the wall. He saw me watching and sneered at me. I thought "well..that's a little con-descending."
Yikes!
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In the stock market today, helium was up; feathers were down. Paper was stationary. Elevators rose and escalators continued their slow decline. Mining equipment hit rock bottom and the market for raisins dried up. Coke fizzled. Balloon prices were inflated and tissue paper hit a new bottom
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Pretty funny
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