|
Jokes 2006-2017 A place to post all your clean family oriented Jokes. Please do not post a Joke that you wouldn't want all your family members and friends to read. |
|
Thread Tools | Search this Thread | Display Modes |
11-21-2010, 10:43 AM | #11 |
Extraordinary Member
|
Well we only have your word for that Kansas45, remember Santa Calvin has a fairy that keeps a note for such good little boys.
__________________
you can tell were the action is, as the bullets fly pass,the shells rain down and the jets fly pass. |
11-21-2010, 05:21 PM | #12 | |
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Southern Kansas
Age: 70
Posts: 27,520
|
Quote:
Yeah, chris. The fairy (she looks just like pamala anderson) that takes my notes is plum wore out from writing down all of the good things I've done this year!
__________________
Never take a squat with your spurs on. Will Rogers |
|
11-22-2010, 06:57 AM | #13 | |
Extraordinary Member
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Northeast Kansas
Age: 80
Posts: 64,188
|
Quote:
__________________
I'm old enough to remember when mentally ill people were placed in hospitals, not in Congress or the White House.
|
|
11-22-2010, 09:28 AM | #14 | |
Extraordinary Member
|
Quote:
Are you sure its from writing down all those goods things your done or is it from something else, if i had a fairy like pamala anderson she would be taking down more than notes?
__________________
you can tell were the action is, as the bullets fly pass,the shells rain down and the jets fly pass. |
|
11-22-2010, 12:35 PM | #15 |
Extraordinary Member
|
Whats a sheeps best meal----------------------------------Bar B Q
Which part of a pub does a sheep work in----------------------Bar Whats a female sheeps favourite toy-----------------------------Bar be doll. What credit card does a sheep use--------------------------------Bar clay card bye for now
__________________
you can tell were the action is, as the bullets fly pass,the shells rain down and the jets fly pass. |
11-22-2010, 01:07 PM | #16 |
The Old Fart Janitor
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Panama, Oklahoma
Age: 82
Posts: 12,957
|
Whats a sheep's favorite wine?http://www.reminisce.com/largeprint/...showerwine.pdf
__________________
"The answer to all our problems is in God's Word, if we just search for it". "No God no Peace, Know God know Peace". "We control our own destiny".
|
11-22-2010, 01:21 PM | #17 | |
Extraordinary Member
|
Quote:
never done much beer or wine making but that sounds a pretty natural receipe
__________________
you can tell were the action is, as the bullets fly pass,the shells rain down and the jets fly pass. |
|
11-22-2010, 06:25 PM | #18 |
Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Southern Kansas
Age: 70
Posts: 27,520
|
__________________
Never take a squat with your spurs on. Will Rogers |
Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
Display Modes | |
|
|
Similar Threads | ||||
Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
Sheep joke | chris1234 | Jokes 2006-2017 | 2 | 12-28-2010 06:25 AM |
sheep joke | chris1234 | Jokes 2006-2017 | 2 | 12-06-2010 06:04 PM |
Almost put this in jokes but... | Vetter | Coffee Shop | 5 | 11-11-2010 05:59 PM |
Doctor Jokes | rman | Jokes 2006-2017 | 3 | 07-02-2010 06:51 PM |