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Old 11-21-2010, 10:43 AM   #11
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Heck Santa Calvin, I'll probably be seein' you a couple of times on Christmas Eve cause' I've such a good boy!
Well we only have your word for that Kansas45, remember Santa Calvin has a fairy that keeps a note for such good little boys.
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Old 11-21-2010, 05:21 PM   #12
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Well we only have your word for that Kansas45, remember Santa Calvin has a fairy that keeps a note for such good little boys.

Yeah, chris. The fairy (she looks just like pamala anderson) that takes my notes is plum wore out from writing down all of the good things I've done this year!
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Old 11-22-2010, 06:57 AM   #13
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Yeah, chris. The fairy (she looks just like pamala anderson) that takes my notes is plum wore out from writing down all of the good things I've done this year!

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Yeah, chris. The fairy (she looks just like pamala anderson) that takes my notes is plum wore out from writing down all of the good things I've done this year!

Are you sure its from writing down all those goods things your done or is it from something else, if i had a fairy like pamala anderson she would be taking down more than notes?
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Whats a sheeps best meal----------------------------------Bar B Q


Which part of a pub does a sheep work in----------------------Bar


Whats a female sheeps favourite toy-----------------------------Bar be doll.


What credit card does a sheep use--------------------------------Bar clay
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Hi Calvin thats pretty good, the sheep pulling the wool over our eyes.

never done much beer or wine making but that sounds a pretty natural receipe
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