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06-28-2010, 09:38 AM | #1 |
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Let's put seniors in jail, and criminals in nursing homes...
This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks.
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheelchairs, etc. And they'd receive money instead of paying it out. They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly if they fell or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They could have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. They could have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool, and education. Simple clothing , shoes, slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free, on request. Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard -- with gardens. Each senior could have a personal computer, TV, radio, and daily phone calls. There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to. The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone, and unsupervised for long periods. Lights off at 8 p.m., and showers once a week. Live in a tiny room , and pay $4,500.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out. Check with me later for my new prison address |
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Hmmm - almost sounds inviting. I think I'll wait until I'm headed for the nursing home though. I'm guessing they don't have a shooting range!
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I ain't goin' to no d#*n nursin' home!
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07-06-2010, 04:02 PM | #5 |
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Yep, would probably be treated better in Jail than out. Prisoners have their rights. Everyone has their rights, but the average citizen. Bob, welcome to Early Risers Coffee Shop. Glad to see you jump in. Feel free to any time you want to.
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That's pretty good Bob! Keep em' comin! And welcome to the forum!
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07-06-2010, 07:08 PM | #7 |
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No thanks, I've seen jail food.
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07-07-2010, 06:35 AM | #8 |
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Welcome to our little gang 1 buck! Glad to have you aboard.
And just how do you know about jail food Teddybear? Hmmm....
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07-07-2010, 10:53 AM | #10 |
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Whew!! I was afraid we had a felon in our midst. )
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