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Old 07-12-2018, 07:54 AM   #1
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JUST A WARNING...You might want to be sure to put on your reading glasses before taking medicines.....on the plus side, I am now safe from heartworms and fleas for the next 3 months.
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Old 07-12-2018, 12:17 PM   #2
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Now that's funny and good advice!
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Ha, Ha, That's darn funny!
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Good advice. You have to careful of what you put on your toothbrush in the morning too.
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Good advice. You have to careful of what you put on your toothbrush in the morning too.
Also good advice! (Unless you want to shrink your swollen lips.)
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Also good advice! (Unless you want to shrink your swollen lips.)

Exactly the stuff I was thinking of.
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