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Old 05-11-2010, 09:42 AM   #1
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Talking A special ring...

An elderly, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said.

On Monday morning, the jeweler 'phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"

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On Monday morning, the jeweler 'phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"

Not all Seniors Are Senile

(Your turn is coming Kansas)

I ain't watin' Vetter. There is this cute little chick at the Sonic Drive-In that has been flirtin' with everybody that stops in. I'm gonna' take her to the pawn shop when she gets of work & let her pick out a ring Friday evening!
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Pawn Shops are great. I know someone, that took his wife to be, to the Pawn Shop for a set of Rings. The Pawn sold him a set that had been appraised at over 10,000. for less than 5,000. The Pawn Shops are where I buy most of my Tools. They are great for finding bargains on about anything. Wouldn't be surprised to find a Woman you could buy that had been pawned.
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About the only thing I can't find a bargain on at pawn shops around here is guns. They seem to be right proud of them around here. (I never checked to see if they had women!) Good luck on your plan Kansas - hope it works out for you.
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The pawn shop here has prices on all used handguns over what you could buy NIB for. I don't know how low they would go but tagging a KelTec P-11 at $375. means "don't even think about it" to me. Not sure about rings?
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Pawn Shops are not like Retail Stores. When browsing around and you find something you like, make them an offer for what you think its worth, regardless of what they have it marked. You might be surprised! Most of them expect to be offered less than what they have it marked.
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The pawn shop here has prices on all used handguns over what you could buy NIB for. I don't know how low they would go but tagging a KelTec P-11 at $375. means "don't even think about it" to me. Not sure about rings?
What about speedo's?
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I have a feeling that you will be sorry you asked that, Bo!
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