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Old 08-06-2009, 08:39 AM   #1
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A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample and a stool sample."




The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,


"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"
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Old 08-06-2009, 09:41 AM   #2
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One of these days Kansas will understand that Joke.
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Old 08-06-2009, 12:53 PM   #3
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One of these days Kansas will understand that Joke.
Are you sure he doesn't now?
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Now what are you two talkin' about?
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