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08-06-2009, 08:39 AM | #1 |
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Getting old ain't easy...
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.
When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample and a stool sample." The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS" |
08-06-2009, 09:41 AM | #2 |
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One of these days Kansas will understand that Joke.
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08-06-2009, 12:53 PM | #3 |
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Are you sure he doesn't now?
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08-06-2009, 05:56 PM | #4 |
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Now what are you two talkin' about?
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