11-06-2010, 07:43 PM | #1 |
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Recurve Bow song
Parody of Garth Brooks' song "Rodeo"
"Recurve Bow" by Jon Erdmann His eyes are cold and restless September 4th is almost here And she?d give half of Montana Just to chase away the bear, elk and deer. Well she knows his love?s in the woods And she knows he?s gonna go Well, it ain?t no woman, flesh and blood It?s that danged old recurve bow. Well its trails of blood It?s tracks in mud It?s finding a tree in the dark It?s his knees when they buckle Or the pounding of his knuckles When his shot misses the mark. It?s aerial maps, It?s arrow wraps, The bear fur rest, you know It?s the simple things And the arrow when it sings, And they call the thing a recurve bow. She does her best to hold him When his thoughts turn to fall But his need for the outdoors controls him And her backs against the wall. And its ?So long, girl, I?ll see you? When its time for him to go. You know the woman wants her husband Like he wants his recurve bow. Well its trails of blood It?s tracks in mud It?s finding a tree in the dark It?s his knees when they buckle Or the pounding of his knuckles When his shot misses the mark. It?s aerial maps, It?s arrow wraps, The bear fur rest, you know It?s the simple things And the arrow when it sings, And they call the thing a recurve bow. It?ll drive a hunter crazy. It?ll drive the man insane. And he?ll sell off everything he owns Just to pay to play the game And a broken home and some mounts at home Is all he?ll have to show For the years he spent chasing That wildlife with his recurve bow. Well its trails of blood It?s tracks in mud It?s finding a tree in the dark It?s his knees when they buckle Or the pounding of his knuckles When his shot misses the mark. It?s aerial maps, It?s arrow wraps, The bear fur rest, you know It?s the simple things And the arrow when it sings, And they call the thing a recurve bow. ? copyright 2010 Jon Erdmann Expressed All Rights Reserved
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