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Old 02-09-2020, 07:09 AM   #1
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Default Wife's 911 Call

Karen was cleaning her husbands rifle, and failed to check
that it was unloaded and accidentally shoots her husband, she calls 911.

Karen: It's my husband, I've accidentally shot and killed him.

911 Operator: Please calm down, ma'am and make sure that he's actually dead.

(Pause) click.... BANG

Karan: Okay, I've done that, now what?
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