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02-09-2020, 07:09 AM | #1 |
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Wife's 911 Call
Karen was cleaning her husbands rifle, and failed to check
that it was unloaded and accidentally shoots her husband, she calls 911. Karen: It's my husband, I've accidentally shot and killed him. 911 Operator: Please calm down, ma'am and make sure that he's actually dead. (Pause) click.... BANG Karan: Okay, I've done that, now what?
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They call me a Fudd (Fatal Urban Dealer of Death) because I carry a .45 ACP
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