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Old 04-01-2020, 03:28 AM   #1
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The panic buying from this virus has left our grocery store shelves looking as empty as the Cincinnati Bengal's trophy case.

I hear this weekend's Powerball jackpot is up to 275 rolls of Charmin.
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Yep, that ones funny
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Good one's panther!
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Good ones panther!
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More:

Day 7 staying at home. Now I understand why the dog chews on the furniture.

I'm home schooling the kids. Does teaching them to mix a cocktail count as a chemistry class?

End of week 2 home schooling. They graduate, I'm done.
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More good ones!!!
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