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04-01-2020, 03:28 AM | #1 |
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Virus humor
The panic buying from this virus has left our grocery store shelves looking as empty as the Cincinnati Bengal's trophy case.
I hear this weekend's Powerball jackpot is up to 275 rolls of Charmin.
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04-01-2020, 05:36 AM | #2 |
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Yep, that ones funny
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04-01-2020, 06:39 AM | #3 |
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Good one's panther!
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04-01-2020, 09:13 AM | #4 |
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Good ones panther!
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I'm old enough to remember when mentally ill people were placed in hospitals, not in Congress or the White House.
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04-10-2020, 08:38 AM | #5 |
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Day 7 staying at home. Now I understand why the dog chews on the furniture. I'm home schooling the kids. Does teaching them to mix a cocktail count as a chemistry class? End of week 2 home schooling. They graduate, I'm done.
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04-10-2020, 08:49 AM | #6 |
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More good ones!!!
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