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Old 01-07-2017, 08:20 AM   #1
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Default There's a hole in the bucket!

"THIS IS ALL CAUSED BY GLOBAL WARMING!!"
Me - "What?"
Boss - "All this cold!!"
Me- "Global warming causes cooling?"
Boss - "Yes!"
Me - "How do we fix it? Do we have to cool the planet?"
Boss - "Yes!"
Me- "Global warming causes cooling"
Boss - "Yes!"
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Me- "Global warming.... causes cooling"
Boss - "Yes!"

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Old 01-07-2017, 08:36 AM   #2
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We got about 6 inches of global warming and a 22? heat wave. We need more cooling
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Old 01-07-2017, 03:47 PM   #3
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Yup we sure need to cool down the ole planet so I can get rid of the 3" of snow and 26 degrees. Makes perfect sense.
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We've had 0(degree's) global warming the last few days.
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Old 01-07-2017, 06:29 PM   #5
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We've had 0(degree's) global warming the last few days.
I'm sure Obama and the Dems will say that the cold weather we're having is due to their environmental initiatives. Then if we get unusually warm weather after Jan 20th, it will be Trump's fault because he doesn't buy into all that .
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Old 01-07-2017, 07:48 PM   #6
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You hit the nail on the head, rman.
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Old 01-08-2017, 08:14 AM   #7
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It's even cold down here, I think it's from all the cold shoulders everybody has for Obama!
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