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12-21-2017, 05:24 PM | #1 |
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Jose & Carlos
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town.
Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day. Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend. One day, Carlos asked Jose: "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day" Look at your sign, what does it say replies Jose. Carlos sign reads: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support." Jose says: no wonder you only get $2-3. Carlos says: So what does your sign say then Jose shows Carlos his sign it reads: I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico !! |
12-21-2017, 06:32 PM | #2 |
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Now THAT'S using your head!
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12-21-2017, 10:33 PM | #3 |
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Glad I have had time to think about that, I might have given him $10!
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