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Old 12-21-2017, 05:24 PM   #1
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Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

One day, Carlos asked Jose: "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day"

Look at your sign, what does it say replies Jose.

Carlos sign reads: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

Jose says: no wonder you only get $2-3.

Carlos says: So what does your sign say then

Jose shows Carlos his sign it reads: I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico !!
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Now THAT'S using your head!
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Glad I have had time to think about that, I might have given him $10!
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