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06-24-2017, 10:18 AM | #1 |
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A Newfie, a little man, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this huge, burly American guy from Wisconsin walks in. As he passes the Newfie, he hits him on the neck, knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, "That's a karate chop form Korea." Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer. The burly American then gets up to go the the restroom and, as he walks pastthe Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck and knocks him to the floor. "That's a judo chop from Japan", he says. The little Newfie decides he's had enough and leaves. A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar still. He walks up behind him and WHACKS him on the head, knocking him out cold. The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, eh, tell him that was a hockey stick from Canadian Tire."
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06-24-2017, 06:16 PM | #2 |
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Serves him right!
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Even little Newfies have every right in the world to defend them selves from big bully's.
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